_B_Cathy:_b_Luckless heroine finds her true love on the Net. Then they meet in real life and have nothing to talk about.
_B_Ziggy:b Luckless hero gets “blackballed” from the Net. Then his computer says, “Byte me.” Ah, Ziggy, will you ever win?
_B_Foxtrot:b Little Jason subscribes to “CompuNet,” finds pix of Miss October. Then he sets user name to “Fabio” and gets 65,000 messages.
_B_The Family Circus:b Little Billy says, “It’s the World Wide Web, Mommy, not the Wide World of Web.” Say what?
